An enthralling tale of Double-Decker and Mr. BAIG

One Friday afternoon, a large group of co-workers decided to have lunch at a nearby cafe regardless of what the office timings say. The bunch included some senior employees, a few people from management and an ever-hungry and omnivorous in-house reporter
in the form of Mr. BAIG.

When everyone had placed their orders with the waiter, a sudden voice erupted, taking the whole place by storm. It was actually Mr. BAIG making the waiter realise that by chance, he missed noting down his order. After gaining everyone’s attention, he finally
came up with an order of its kind- a Double-Decker chicken cheese burger.

Now, the mystery is about to unfold whether the Double-Decker was treated in an efficient manner or was it harassed and molested by one of our very own Mr. BAIG!

Firstly, we all need to appreciate the fact that Mr. BAIG preferred waiting than raping someone else’s food. Unfortunately, the omnivorous BAIG had to wait a bit longer before taking his first bite.

No, no, no! The wait actually wasn’t because the order came late, but the Double-Decker had to be reduced in size as it exceeded the even bigger MOUTH of Mr. BAIG.

Finally, the burger was cut into half as BAIG Sb. took a sigh of relief. When everyone else were almost done with their lunch, BAIG Sb. took a mouthful of first bite and straightaway, burped. Once again, taking the whole cafe by storm.

Despite getting embarrassed right after his first bite, BAIG Sb. carried on with his routine work. In order to avoid the bun from slipping, he held it firmly and as a result had a bit of cheese, mayonnaise and ketchup sprinkled over his face, becoming a
case of laughter for the whole table.

Who would have known that harassment was on the cards, not even the Double-Decker itself.

After suffering humiliation for the second successive time, BAIG Sb. finally decided to pluck extra salad out of the burger in order to further reduce its size and avoid embarrassment.

After looking here and there, Mr. BAIG took another bite and amazingly, had no awkwardness attached to it. The respected BAIG was himself surprised at this incident and had all the 32-teeth out in disbelief. Oh, my mistake…. 29 teeth! Two of them are artificial.

Anyways, in the meantime, BAIG Sb. finished his appetizer and as he was about to order a main entree’, he was made to realise that everyone’s ready to leave and the bill has also been paid.

Banging his head in disappointment and holding his stomach with lustiness, BAIG Sb. was left with no option rather following in the footsteps of his co-workers but, not before taking revenge for not being allowed to quench his hunger.

As we were about to exit, a huge volcanic sound erupted, taking the whole place by surprise. A few thought of it being a real volcano, few believed something has broken down and we thought that someone has slipped on his way out of the washroom.

But, exactly after 20 seconds, everyone’s perception proved false after a strong smell took its effect. It was revealed that someone had farted and it was none other than BAIG Sb.

This is how he took his revenge and molested the Double-Decker, to everyone’s surprise.

Moral of the story: Say ‘No’ to Double-Decker burgers or Learn manners.

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Posted by Taha Habib on Nov 26 2011. Filed under Entertainment, Pakistan. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry