Victory tastes sweeter than jail meal – Salman Butt Xclusive

At midnight while I was dreaming Angelina Julie, my mobile buzzed up. And my first feeling was ‘Oh **** girl friend’.

However, I hampered my tongue to express my feelings, and picked up the phone, saying, ‘Hey sweetheart, believe me (yawning) I was waiting for your call.”

I was expecting a sweet reply, but that was Salman Butt on the other side, saying ‘Hey, Butt the rock-star speaking to you’

The former skipper didn’t let me utter a single word, and started crying like a baby.

I remained tight-lipped and Mr. Butt was burning like hell – ‘This is the same way I often talk to my girl friend,’ I thought for a second.

Salman, the rich opening batsman, described that he was not able to sleep after watching Pakistan’s comprehensive 10-wicket victory against England.

He added, “This is midnight and me and Asif are playing Bhabhi (cards). Congratulations to the Team. (Crying) Victory certainly tastes sweeter than the meal we are enjoying here in jail. (Crying Bitterly). I wish, I had not accepted money from Mazhar darling
(Mazhar Majeed, the Bookie).”

Apart from cursing himself, Butt drew my attention towards Umar Gul’s no-ball to Graeme Swann.

It is to remind you guys that Gul dismissed Swann in the second innings, but the delivery was later declared illegal.

Did Misbah and Gul commit Spot-fixing, I thought for a moment. Salman, on the other hand, was convinced that Gul and Misbah had done something wrong, and ‘News of the World’ should break exclusive news.

I told him about Newspaper’s recent ban, but Salman paid no heed.

He angrily stated, ‘If there is no ‘News of the World’, one must launch ‘Fews of the World’ and take immediate notice of Gul’s corruption.

That was total insane, but I enjoyed it somehow.

Salman also revealed that despite he is in a British prison, the jailer is a Punjabi Chacha (gentleman).

He was about to tell something about the jailer, when a police officer suddenly stepped into his room, and said, “CHAL KAKA CHITROL DA TIME HOGYA AY”

I don’t know what does it mean. The guard might have offered him a mid-night deal of Italian food. How Lucky! 

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Posted by Rana Nasir Ghafoor on Jan 20 2012. Filed under Pakistan, Sports. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry