Ten celebrities who take their emotions out on their hair

Ten celebrities who take their emotions out on their hair

If you actually managed to listen to anything that Tulisa had to say earlier in the week then well done because the rest of us were too busy staring at her hair and whispering, "is it real?" while stroking  our computer screens. Which is probably what she
wanted, actually?

TEN: Lindsay Lohan

Every week, Lindsay appears to have a different personal crisis. And every week, she appears to have a different hair style. THIS CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE.

NINE: Lily Allen

She’s all loved up and happy and motherly now, so we’d almost blocked out Lil’s fondness dram-hair (that’s meant to sound like drama but with hair; it kind of works; sort of; right?).

Back in 2008, she split from Chemical Brother, Ed Simons, and marked the occasion with a bottle of peroxide.

We’d have opted for wine, personally.

EIGHT: Scarlett Johansson

We’d forgotten all about Scarlett Johansson’s marriage to Ryan Reynolds; probably because she distracted us from it so well with her suddenly shorter and blonde hairstyle; that, or just because it wasn’t particularly memorable for anybody involved.

SEVEN: Rihanna

After Chris Brown turned into our least favourite person ever and assaulted girlfriend Rihanna back in 2009, the pop star felt that she needed a break from everything that had been going on in her life. Cue new clothes, new shoes, and a new, lighter hairstyle.
We liked it a lot.

SIX: Cheryl Cole

When Ashley Cole broke her heart in 2010, Cheryl responded by breaking open a box of red hair dye. Thankfully it was just a passing phase. We think.

FIVE: Cameron Diaz

When Cameron Diaz dated Justin Timberlake back in 2006/7, we thought that they were going to live Happily Ever After and have loads of babies and dogs and cats and Lakeland Limited kitchen utensils and things. Then they split up, and we went into mourning.

As did Cam’s hair, apparently.

FOUR: Katy Perry

One of our favourite famous person fantasies was that Russell Brand and Katy Perry would spend evenings by the fireside, taking it in turn to braid each other’s hair and swap anecdotes about their days. Then they split up, and Katy was left without a man’s
locks to wrap around her little finger or run her thumbs through. And when there’s that kind of hole in your life, there’s really only one thing left to fill it with. And it’s called hair dye.

THREE: Rachael McAdams

Way, way, way, way, way, way, way *takes deep breath* way, way, way, way, way way, way back before Katy Perry or Vanessa Hudgens or Niall Horan had heard of funny hair dye colours, Rachael McAdams put pink streaks in her hair. We did the same thing to our
Barbie dolls with a felt tip pen when we were seven. Unfortunately Rachel’s boyfriend Ryan Gosling seemed to feel about it in much the same way that our Ken doll did – unimpress. The couple split, and Rachel’s hair went back to being normal.

TWO: Britney Spears

Pretty much a given, really. But five years on, we’re still willing to bet that it’s all Veet Hair Removal Cream in Britney’s house, and no razors within reach.

ONE: Tulisa Contostavlos

Again, we don’t really know what the story is because we were too busy focusing in on her follicles (that’s a lie – we know all about everything that happened with Tulisa and the sex tape, we just don’t want to type it all out again) but basically Tulisa’s
ex boyfriend released a sex tape of the singer. She got mad. She took him to court. She dyed her hair to show how her life hasn’t been ruined by all of this. And then she got on a private jet and flew to Ibiza.          

Which doesn’t sound too bad – Really!

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Posted by Fahad Zafar on Jul 14 2012. Filed under Opinion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry